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PLEASE LET ME COME IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU

"please let me come in the bathroom with you"
January 28, 2001
Jerkcity 856


SPIGOT: I WISH WE COULD ALL TAKE TURNS POKING AND CHOKING ME
PANTS: KNOCK KNOCK SERIOUSLY HERE ARE SOME CLEAN TOWELS AND BATH OILS AND PRECIOUS LOTIONS AND ADVANCED SKIN CONDITIONERS AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME COME IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU
DEUCE: PLEASE COULD WE NOT GET INTO A BIG KNOCK-DOWN DRAG-OUT HAIR-PULLING FIGHT FOR ONCE ?????/