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ONE EIGHT HUNDRED URINE

"one eight hundred urine"
March 31, 2001
Jerkcity 918


SPIGOT: 1-800-URINE ISN'T EVEN SEVEN DDDDD OH JESUS YOU'RE SOAKING ME
DEUCE: I CAN'T WEAR THESE CLOTHES TO WORK TOMORROW DUE TO YOUR WETTING
SPIGOT: THIS CLASS IS HARD