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CHARLES NG

"charles ng"
April 7, 2001
Jerkcity 925


PANTS: DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL
PANTS: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT
PANTS: I DREAMED I BEAT YOU WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY FIST
PANTS: THEN ME AND SOME FRIENDS ROLLED YOUR BODY IN AN OLD RUG
PANTS: AND PRETTY MUCH HID YOU OUT BY THE BAYLANDS
PANTS: AFTER SERVING THE WHOLE DIME IN FOLSOM, I WENT BACK AND DUG YOU UP
PANTS: BEFORE YOU DIED YOU SAID ONE THING TO ME:
PANTS: "MUCH MUSIC IS AN INFERIOR PRODUCT COMPARD TO VH-1"
PANTS: CAN CHARLES NG COME HOME YET ?? ARE WE ALLOWED TO DRINK THE WATER
PANTS: DO YOU THINK THERE IS DEEPER MEANING IN MY DREAM?? WRITE BACK
PANTS: LOVE, PANTS
RANDS: RESTRAINING ORDER CAME THIS MORNING